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Nathalie, oh Natalie. It’s probably about time you decided which way to spell your name!

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Nathalie Hayashi, as her name suggests is half-Japanese, I think it’s the top half. Her father is from […]

Cheryl Cherry Choe, sweet like a Cherry. But mind the tough seed inside!

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Originally from Singapore she is now in Perth Australia.

She has an website here and also here.

She does quite a […]

Malaysia: 马来西亚, ’horse goes to west Asia’. Today the horse went to fetch Samantha Ong Ai Chen!

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Yay! Inappropriate transliteration is fun! Feel free to tell me how wrong I am to literally […]

Su Coco, not to be confused with Coco, cocoa, cocaine, coca cola or chocolate. She’s better than all of those put together and just as addictive.

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Su Coco, distilled from the leaves of the Susu […]

It is a great day my friends. A great day. A day that will live in infamy. A day of magnificence and unbelivability. Because I finally get to feature Noriko Kijima (木嶋のりこ). And you know what that means! It […]

Mayu is so hot she is radioactive! She once fought Reigo whilst inside a battle ship! And then had a naked food fight! No really!

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She also seems to have scoured the web, removing all traces of […]

Asian Sirens Airways flight ASA150 is now boarding at gate 15. Please make your way to the boarding gate now! Please have your passport ready for boarding, the gate will close in 10 minutes. […]

We sail tonight for Singapore, we’re all as mad as hatters here!

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Wipe him down with gasoline, Till her arms are hard and mean! The captain is a one-armed dwarf. He’s throwing dice along the […]

Xiaojun. She doesn’t like clothes.

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It’s a terrible thing, but I know nothing at all about this beauty. I can’t even track down the original download location. So, for prosperity’s sake I will […]

She’s a Miki, and she’s made of Metal.

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Metal Miki (麻豆米奇, sometimes Miqi Song) is a 5’ tall robot, voiced by Johnny Edwards and the name of a popular children’s TV show in the UK. In contrast […]

Li Haohao (李好好) will be your new god. Bow down and worship. WORSHIP I SAY!

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God of large chested ladies, she comes to us courtesy of a bizarre Google Translate error. I kind of like it this way, […]

MUST. RESIST. OBVIOUS… TERRIBLE… JOKE!

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Urk! I can’t do it!

Jocelyn Wee. Named after the Nintendo console of the same name. Wait what?

Singaporean, she forms another entry in models […]

Sheila Has has she really? Sheila sure has a Sheila Has? She sure has! hasn’t Sheila she has!

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Okay, okay, I’m going to write the rest of this without using ’she’ and ’has’.

The lady in […]

Sisi (茜茜) is not, as her name implies, a sissy. On the contrary. She once went bare-knuckle against a fully grown Siamese Crocodile.

And won!

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Although she later lost to a Dwarf Crocodile, […]