It’s been a while since we’ve had a humorous or discussion post, so when I came across this image on the interwebs, I thought I might share it with you. Is this an accurate reflection of the normal Asian female ageing process in your experience?
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Even though she checked “no” for “shoots nudes” at her Model Mayhem page, Korean-American actress Lena Young (aka Lena Hwang) sure made an exception for her role as the ditzy “Bibi” in this year’s comedy/horror The Coed and the Zombie Stoner ….or perhaps she was referring to only still photography.
Above (at 1:34) we see Bibi/Lena and company streaking through their college campus, unaware that a good portion of the student body have become zombies. However, the girls soon find out what it takes to sedate and subdue the flesh-eaters and make their way to safety.
Another notable Asian lady in the cast, albeit in a much smaller and fully-clothed role, is veteran B-movie actress Christine Nguyen (first featured at the old site here and then shortly thereafter here), who plays the university librarian.
I wouldn’t put The Coed and the Zombie Stoner at the top of my “to watch” list for Halloween horror, as it leans way more toward comedy than it does horror, and lame sophomoric comedy at that, but due to its gratuitous nudity and Jamie Noel as a wonderfully foul-mouthed sorority president named Bambi, it’s worth a look.
The above video uploaded last month by artist David Choe to DVDASA‘s Vidme channel, features porn star Asa Akira singing a contemporary Christian song with a trio of guys that will probably cause the casual viewer to wonder about the whos, wheres, and whys, despite being treated to a nice, long view of Asa’s remarkably firm twin peaks.
For those of you who may be interested in some backstory to this video; according to a seemingly-informed commenter who goes by “saadbabu” in the Reddit thread that Choe began with a link to this video, it was shot at a “mystery ranch” somewhere in Big Bear, California some time within the last four to five months. The guys featured with Asa in the video are (left to right) Steve Lee (brother of Bobby Lee, formerly of MAD TV), Critter Fleming (stated as occasionally functioning as David Choe’s body guard/manager), and Choe, himself. “saadbabu” went on to state that the DVDASA (allegedly standing for either/both “Double Vagina, Double Anal, Sensitive Artist” and/or “DaViD choe ASA akira”) has “mysteriously been on hiatus for quite a while now and this is the first new material to come from it since.”
For those of you who couldn’t care less about the backstory of this video and just want to see more of Asa, check out her official website, Facebook fan page, her Twitter, and and several hundred other sites all over the Internet.
Rosie Tran was oddly enough suggested by Rosie Tran fan, who has a thing for hot, funny Asians. Thanks for the tip…
Film pundits and fans of the 2004 comedy Mean Girls recently acknowledged the 10th anniversary if its release. Hard to believe it’s been so long since we first saw “The Plastics” clique, led by queen bee Regina George, strutting around North Shore High. Not so hard to believe is that the film (produced by Saturday Night Live’s head honcho Lorne Michaels and chock-full of SNL alumni in its cast) has since developed a cult following.
Even though they didn’t have very prominent roles in the movie, there were three Asian ladies who played unforgettable, however very briefly-seen, characters. Two of whom were Sun Jin Dinh and Trang Pak (above, played by Danielle Nguyen and Ky Pham, who’ve done little acting since) as the two eminent members of the “Cool Asians” clique and rivals for the gym teacher’s “affections.”
This Thai commercial for Headmuns Security Pants has pretty Miss Ploy Nyam speaking of the dangers that concern many of today’s young women living in Thailand’s urban areas. However, she need not worry any longer, because Headmuns now offers a defense designed to ward off potential attacks, while also providing protection for the wearer’s “lady parts.” These security pants are guaranteed to thwart any would-be assailants by presenting them with something they didn’t expect to find their intended victim to be packing.
Then again ….since it is Thailand ….maybe it’s exactly what some would-be assailants would be expecting to find a young lady packing.
The song that accompanies this spot is “Lovely” by Audrianna Cole, and pleasantly offsets Miss Nyam’s monolog, which one viewer described as sounding like “a cat that’s fallen into a wood chipper.”
The Fung Brothers, David and Andrew Fung, produce comedy and music videos on YouTube. I found out about the duo through their latest music/comedy video that I wanted to share on boba tea featuring a number of lovely Asian women, including some of my favorites such as Elizabeth Tran in a bikini and Misa Campo serving up some delicious-looking treats.
You can see more from the Fung brothers including their previous Bobalife video after the break.
Many of you are old and gross (Ed. note: ♥). But for the youngsters out there that have been to the clubs, you may have seen that clubs seem to attract many Asian women. So Celeste Chen, a Singaporean blogger, created the following helpful guide so that you can identify the names of the dance moves. How many do you recognize?
If you’re interested in seeing more of Celeste, you can find her YouTube channel here, her Facebook here, and her blog here.
Ellen Ardana is an actress and model from the Phillipines. She has been featured on the cover of FHM Phillipines and the in their various polls etc. Ellen is the eldest child of the owner of the chain of Queensland Motels in Cebu, Manila and Davao, and has worked in the family business. She is very popular and her pictures can be found on various blogs and forums along with quite a few reports of scandals (there seems to be a fascination with celebrity sex scandals in many Southeast Asian countries). Anyway, I’ll let the photo’s do the talking….
Pink Lady was a popular Japanese singing duo comprised of Mie (Mitsuyo Nemoto) and Kei (Keiko Masuda), who will always be best remembered (in the US, anyway) for their very short-lived 1980 NBC TV show Pink Lady (aka Pink Lady and Jeff).
Above are Mie and Kei in a skit from the show’s third of its six episodes, featuring Hugh Hefner and some of his “Bunnies” (played by Playmates Karen Morton, Rosanne Katon, Sondra Theodore, Janis Schmitt, and Jeana Tomasino).
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