Many of you are old and gross (Ed. note: ♥). But for the youngsters out there that have been to the clubs, you may have seen that clubs seem to attract many Asian women. So Celeste Chen, a Singaporean blogger, created the following helpful guide so that you can identify the names of the dance moves. How many do you recognize?
If you’re interested in seeing more of Celeste, you can find her YouTube channel here, her Facebook here, and her blog here.
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I like her dance moves a lot
I wonder if my biting your bottom lip while tapping one foot would impress her?
I might be part of your ‘old farts’ group
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I KNOW I am a part of that grope, er group.
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I resemble that remark!
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Only when I’m really tearing it up
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What do you call the dance where you sit alone at the table drinking beer and repeatedly look at your watch or phone and sigh, as if you are actually waiting for friends, when in reality you don’t have any, and are just hoping that a hot (or even hideously ugly) lady will be attracted by your desperate desire to establish some kind of human contact of a sexual nature, and will come over and let you look at her cleavage without slapping you?
Because i have heard some people do that dance. Not me of course. Oh no… I have TONNES of ladies!!! (actually here in rockhampton that might only equate to just one lady… but i digress.). That’s why i’m on the internet…
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is 30+ an old fart?
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If by “dance” you mean the involuntary movements your body makes as it is hurriedly pushed/escorted out of the club by two steroid-taking club bouncers telling you to never come back?- then YES, I am quite the dancer.
That video is actually pretty funny, and very true, too.
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gunnar wrote:
is 30+ an old fart?Yes, when the girls are 20 I’m afraid so. If you have heaps of cash it doesn’t really matter though.
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very cute girls…
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Is this that thing they call twerking nowadays? Silly kids.
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smellykev wrote:
What do you call the dance where you sit alone at the table drinking beer and repeatedly look at your watch or phone and sigh, as if you are actually waiting for friends, when in reality you don’t have any, and are just hoping that a hot (or even hideously ugly) lady will be attracted by your desperate desire to establish some kind of human contact of a sexual nature, and will come over and let you look at her cleavage without slapping you?Because i have heard some people do that dance.Not me of course.Oh no… I have TONNES of ladies!!!(actually here in rockhampton that might only equate to just one lady…but i digress.).That’s why i’m on the internet…
While chain smoking and being ready for another beer by the time the waitress brings you your change from the previous one….
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Yup….That’s how us asian girls dance at the club nowadays…. lol
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I guess they never watched much Soul Train in Singapore? Golf clap for a nice try at dancing.
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