smellykev

kemper wrote: No one should throw this one out of bed for eating crackers.

As a cracker I just want to say I wish I was eating HER. Wow! I’ve been absent for a while, glad she was here to come back to.

Keir wrote: Enjoy her now as she is allegedly preggo.

Yeah, sorry about that.

I gotta revisit this post. I love these retro sirens. These ladies were super cute. I can only imagine the shitty things they had to go through growing up and I hope they were able to find real happiness during […]

5th pic: I believe they also performed in certain Japanese movies.

10th pic: Any guesses who was the most popular with the fellas? Clue: not the one on the right.

OMG wrote: Hybrids are awesome! She’s glorious!

The biologist in me cringes at the inappropriateness of the use of the term ‘hybrid’ in this context. The horny pervert in me however pauses mid-stroke just to c […]

Romanticwarrior wrote: wingsfan19,
Yeah, my cremation plan would probably come in handy.

It’d be worth it though, wouldn’t it???

I was sold by the first photo, with the follow-up photos only serving to confirm my position. Wow! What a package of fun-ness!! Holy bloody Dooley!

“…. with a home base in Canada”.

That means she’s Canadian. Sheeez RW, opening a book won’t kill you. You should try one day.

Ps. I wouldn’t mind ma-laying in bed with her but I think she’d be much hotte […]

Romanticwarrior,

Come on guys, relax. We’re only here for the pussy.

And today’s pussy is Bro!!

Speaking of pussy however, let’s get back to the first one. This lady would have been super hot pre-surgery!

“It could be the two magnificent breasts on her thin body”.

Yep, it’s like somebody has managed to somehow replace the drivers seat of a Ferrari with your favourite sofa. Sports performance plus total comfort.

Would I buy a used car from this siren? I’d buy a used Tesla from her and I #%*€#$% HATE Teslas!!

wingsfan19,

I’d like to go down on her adorable pat.

Stevorino wrote: Asian_Fap_Box,
Good choice. A male walrus has a big bone in its penis, the oosik.

I bet I know what the teenage walruses say when they discover they can wank all day without going soft: […]

I’m very much an atheist but I like to imagine God looking down at us from his heavenly throne and thinking “I really need to wipe you lot out with another flood but this time no boats”. Not because of our viole […]

Ma Jie Mao wrote: Prefect example why Asians shouldn’t have blonde hair.

Because it makes us wanna f**** ‘em???? No wait, that’s the case even with natural hair.

“The info on this siren is all over the place.” Damn, now so is my DNA. Where’s that tissue box??

invest1,

I’d be there if your daughter did that.

uncle.ben,

I can already hear the twanging sound of the breaking strap followed by a muffled whomp as the restrained mammaries suddenly escape their fetters and emerge joyously into world of divine freedom.

Smoking hot. Wow. I personally wouldn’t have chosen the tatts if they were an optional extra feature, but I’m willing to accept them if she’s equally willing to accept me being a bald middle-aged loser.

Ummm…. Obviously she’s an attractive lady for whom I would have very little willpower to resist should she fall naked onto my lap, but if I wanted big butts I’d be on Latino Sirens. If that’s a thing. I might goo […]

“Not our usual type”????! She certainly tickles my box and ticks my fancy. Or the other way round. And while I tend to agree with the preferences of OMG, in this case she can keep the blonde cut. This lady is super cute.

Dr. Lee wrote: I have decided to overrule RW for the first time and anoint her to the newly constructed “no butt shots required when you’re this hot” wing of the HH.

Maybe the “Sirens with tails” wing of the H […]

Smellykev wrote: A tail perhaps? If she starts wagging it at least you know she’s happy.

I’m now imagining going at this lady doggy style, with her tail wagging faster and faster as she approaches climax. It’ […]

Stevorino wrote: Smellykev,
I assume there is a reason she doesn’t ever show her butt and legs unless she’s wearing baggy jeans and heels.

A tail perhaps? If she starts wagging it at least you know she’s happy.

Just for the sake of fast-tracking her clearly justified entry in the HH can we just assume her rear end looks just like her front bumpers but tightly constrained in pants instead of a top? Of course we will be […]

Stevorino wrote: Sexy eyes and lips, but don’t French kiss her until the braces come off.

Fine. I’ll Australian kiss her instead. It’s just like a French kiss but Down Under