Katrinka Gee (Camillaq)

A pox on the wielder of the needle.

Without them today’s subject may very well have been the Alpha and Omega of sirens.

When we first found Camillaq we were gob smacked. Destined to be perhaps the fastest siren admitted into the Hallowed Halls Grand Viewing Wing, a place so sacred and rare that its very existence is only whispered of in the shadows. Further clicking told us she was born in Russia. We were instantly frozen, afraid that she hailed from the wrong part, although that alone would not have disqualified her as her full background was unknown. A few more clicks gave us the name Katrinka Gee. Mixed background? It must be so.

Now, to the siren herself. First seen in 2022 and as far as we know last seen in 2023. Magnificent. Glorious. Mesmerizing. We could go on but would run out of adjectives long before she was adequately described. But the ink. Why!? We cried to the Heavens for clarity but our pleas went unanswered. Such a needless, pointless flaw. We’ve come to accept the cute little heart on the ankle tat etc., but this was egregious. Can you imagine that body in a pristine state? Still, Katrinka’s otherwise flawless form was so majestic we felt she must be considered.

Please bear with us as we submit more photographic evidence than usual. Any more omissions than we were forced to make would have been too painful to endure, and for the possibility of reaching such an esteemed destination they are required. We have faith the brethren will agree with us.

Stats
DOB: 1998/1/1
Height: 5’6″ (167cm)
Weight: 108lbs (49kg)
Measurements: 34B-24-35″ (86-60-88cm)