We would personally place Alexis in the “girl next door we lust after” category.
Alexis lists herself as an artist. We aren’t sure what kind of artist but whatever she says we’ll go with it. A Hawaiian girl, we register a load of personality and an obviously delicious bod. We’ll put her under ‘model’ but it looks more like just a hot chick posting her hot photos on Instagram. Good enough for us.
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Hot but kind of looks young.
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Fantastic! Sometimes a mix doesn’t work. In this case, it really does!
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who cares how young she is as long as shes legal? Are we dead?
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If she were the girl Nextdoor I’d build a ladder to her bedroom… and then I’d promptly be arrested.
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Mad Truck Stevens wrote: If she were the girl Nextdoor I’d build a ladder to her bedroom… and then I’d promptly be arrested.
You guys are creepy. If she was the girl next door I would respectfully maintain my distance. I’d just spend my nights covered in honey and rose petals, furiously masturbating at my window in the hope she’d see me and take it as an invitation to come over.
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I’d have to move, I would get arrested for sure.


































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