Masuimi Max

To the Max.

Masuimi is of Korean and German descent and was born in Arkansas. and was featured (if only with one photo and a few words) back in 2005. She spent her early years in Korea and the Philippines and moved to Las Vegas as a teen when her father retired from the military. She’s got a ton of credits all across media, has been in the business since 1999 and is still going strong, as well as developing a cosmetics line. Most pics are of the older variety. Quite the chameleon.

DOB: 1978/3/12
Height: 5’7″ (170cm)
Weight: 117lbs (53kg)
Measurements: 34D-22-33″ (86-56-84cm)


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  1. Avatar of Seems

    I’m sure she has her fans, but no thanks.

  2. muddypig8’s avatar

    Seems wrote:
    I’m sure she has her fans, but no thanks.

    I was thinking the same thing.

  3. Avatar of adcmelb

    Nothing to see here

  4. Avatar of Mkick

    hmmm, no

  5. Avatar of Woody-Alien

    In all the years I’ve followed this site, this is perhaps the first time I haven’t seen a single positive comment…

  6. Avatar of Romanticwarrior

    I like her pinky finger. And her ass.

  7. Avatar of Dr. Lee

    Okay. She’s pretty. She’s sexy. She has a very well proportioned, trim and fit body. So objectively, there’s a lot to like here. But I don’t really like her either. Back when she first came out, her tats were pretty radical; sadly now they are commonplace. And I particularly never liked how she promoted guns. But if she was standing naked in front of me, would I say no? Would any of us?

  8. Avatar of Romanticwarrior

    Dr. Lee,

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say there will be at least one who would say no.

  9. Avatar of Seems

    Romanticwarrior wrote:
    Dr. Lee,

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say there will be at least one who would say no.


  10. Avatar of MaJieMao

    I would say No.

  11. Tounces McGee’s avatar

    Got to respect the dedication to fitness. She’s been at it more than 23 years. I doubt that many keyboard warriors can say they’re in such awesome shape in their 40′s/50′s

  12. Avatar of allthingsgood

    I think she’s awesome. Hot as.

  13. Avatar of Dr. Lee

    Good to see some positive comments at last, and Tounces has a very good point I think. I’m still not convinced anyone really would say no. :)

  14. Avatar of Romanticwarrior

    I might be like those contrary Indians in Little Big Man. They say goodbye when they mean hello, they wash with dirt and dry with water. They say no I won’t schtup you when they really will. 8)

  15. Avatar of allthingsgood

    Just to up the ante, simply looking at her gives me a hard-on, the only siren posted for months, maybe years that has done that. A nice chance from instagram models doing shithouse selfies.

  16. Avatar of Seems


    Which just goes to show that there’s room for different opinions and models on the site. My reaction to her is the complete opposite, but I’ll fight for your right to get a hard-on over her!

  17. Avatar of wingsfan19

    “I’ll fight for your right to get a hard-on” was the original but ultimately rejected version by the Beastie Boys.