xiaolajiao659

I tried to warn you in an earlier post

You thought I was jesting or exaggerating, but I was not. Yes my friends, China is taking the lead in beautiful asses: no ifs, and/or butts. There is no information on this ‘xiaolajiao659‘—I suspect it’s not a real name and all, but some sort of supersecret research designation on the development of the perfect ass. Look at it, lads! There is a veritable assembly-line of top notch asses ready for deployment. I’ve seen the evidence! While China is producing these marvels, America and its allies are in the direct path of a flabalanche. Look around you! If you didn’t listen to me before, hear me now and believe me later at all of our expenses. Do whatever it takes to get your wives or girlfriends to do those squats, those lunges and so on and so forth! Time is of the essence and there’s not a moment to lose!

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  1. Liem huynh’s avatar

    That ass isn’t real nor is her boobs and eyes.
    Chinese barbi.

  2. Avatar of Guest Poster

    Well I agree with RW: however they’ve been achieved, the results are spectacular!

    I must say I love the write-up too. :)

  3. gunnar’s avatar

    xiaolajiao 小辣椒 means little chili pepper

    now that is a big fake ass :D

  4. boris the bug’s avatar

    “White cat or black cat I don’t care as long as it will catch mice.” Jul 10, 2009 – Deng Xiaoping. Those are some really great asses

  5. Avatar of Luke

    Her ass catches mice??

  6. Avatar of Seems

    Thanks for injecting a little humour into the write up! Nicely done!

  7. Avatar of DeepSky

    Whether man-made or natural, those curves are spectacular! And the pictures where she’s wearing the cropped hoodie are incredibly hot.

  8. Avatar of TheyCallMeBruce

    Although I do believe that she has had some kind of artificial assistance to that rump; she balances it with a fantastic gym body which makes it seem “natural” (believable).

  9. Avatar of arf

    Them buns she’s gots….makes me me me me so Hungry!

  10. Avatar of wingsfan19

    That’s no girlie man!

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