Happy new year from Asian Sirens! As New Year’s is a time for fun, I thought it was the ideal time to put up this suitably bizarre guest post from smellykev. Besides, I’m hoping everyone will either be too drunk or too hung over to notice. 
—the Doc
Reasons to be a despotic dictator:
You can look as stupid as you like and people still revere and/or fear you…
You never go hungry…
You get to have lots of fun…
But most importantly of all, you get to date (and shoot) or marry very pretty women.
Introducing my secret fantasy, the current Mrs Kim, but future Mrs Smellykev, Ri Sol-Ju!!
(Actually Korean women do not adopt their husband’s name after marriage, but lets just run with it.)
Perhaps not the typical “sexy” asian lady we might tend to swoon over here on Asian-Sirens, but as far as I’m concerned she is very beautiful.
Best of all, I have it on good authority that she doesn’t have any tattoos. Well, not visible whilst clothed anyway…
…it seems she likes clapping.
…and apparently she likes to watch while her husband plays with his tentacle.
I have a funny feeling my house is now targeted for a nuclear weapon strike. I might just nip out to get a pizza…
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happy new year! they like chubby faces in this family. she’s not ugly, but there are much prettier girls out there. she probably has something special for him
btw i hear he’s an avid reader of this site (being the only one who has internet access in his country), so be ready for angry comments and requests to pull out this post
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Best post ever!!!! Well written and great pictures. This lady is beautiful. The best of 2014 yet!!!
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Nice work SK, definitely the post of the year! She is a pretty lady and I can see how clapping can come in handy, an underrated talent indeed.
Happy New year to all at AS, if this is a sign of things to come 2014 will be a very good year, I’ll need to pick my game up. Thanks to Doc for the behind the scenes wrangling that brings it all together
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smellykev,
You are correct, without a doubt, the very best of ’14.
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Wonderful! Thanks for the laugh!
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Easily the best in 2014. Is there an award? There should be an award! Let’s make an award. YES
Why the professional/business/politicians tag? Didn’t the tag ‘Nuclear maniac in charge of a small country dictator’s wife’ cover it for you?
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THIS was funny! The microwave” meme had me on the floor. Agree with others- the best post yet in 2014.
You know, this is actually a pretty good idea- posts on the wives of Asian politicians/dictators….
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mmmm, very simple
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I won’t say anything bad, because I don’t want a nuke targeted at my house.
In all seriousness she is kind of cute however.
When I was living in Korea, I was told there is a saying in Korea,” Beautiful women come from the North and Handsome men from the South” I still haven’t seen much evidence of that.
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Hey MaJieMao, I think it’s the other way around, though Fat Boy doesn’t fit that either.
Ri Sol-ju is a looker, that’s for sure. I think she was pregnant in one of photos (#6). I have it on good authority she has all the classic features of the Korean female form (which predates cell phones and plastic surgery). And she was a dancer.
But she’s not a nice person. She was likely behind the push in the execution of 12 members of her former dance troupe for having made some home-made porn flicks. But worse, they had bibles… And she may had a hand in Vice Chairman Jang’s execution as he had tried to be a bit intimate with her prior to her marriage to Mr. Fatty. Not to mention the execution Fatty’s ex-girl friend Hyon Song Wol.
She’s deadly…
Hey Fat Boy, you getting any? 凸
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