Jenn Tran

As probably all of the brethren know, Jenn was the latest Bachelorette.

We must confess, other than being aware of its existence as a TV show, we know squat about it except that it’s a bunch of dudes trying to snag a chick. The thought of kissing a girl who’s had numerous tongues in her mouth ahead of ours each preceding day isn’t particularly appetizing. She got engaged to one of the guys on May 16 but, alas, true love and a lifetime of commitment ended via a telephone call on August 24.

Jenn (born 1997/11/24, and not to be confused with this previous applicant from 2012), first appeared on this show’s precursor, The Bachelor. We guess she was popular enough and drew enough of an audience to be chosen to head the spinoff, where she’s become the first Asian to do so. She was born and raised in New Jersey and has a BS in microbiology. She’s back in school and is going for a Master of Science in Clinical Medical Science, and can currently be seen displaying her dance moves on the latest edition of Dancing with the Stars. As her Instagram attests, she is attractive but not our type.