Anyone For Some Sexy Cooking?


Retired (very) busty Chinese model Jade Feng returns to the internet as the Final Fantasy 7 character Tifa - giving cooking lessons on her own YouTube channel! As you might expect from such an unusual recipe, her videos are very good humoured, and she's become the very definition of "MILF". :-)



Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 09, 09 | 6:45 am | Profile

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Awful.


Posted by: knarf on Dec 09, 09 | 7:21 am

You can't come up with anything more articulate than that knarf? You're sounding a little like johnnie.

Here come the anti big tit brigade! :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 09, 09 | 7:33 am

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Posted by: Paul Po on Dec 09, 09 | 9:29 am

"Awful".
Seconded.
(perhaps even less articulate than knarf!)

No thank you. At all.


Posted by: AS_Appreciation on Dec 09, 09 | 10:36 am

Tifa was actually from Final Fantasy 7. Not really an Anime character, but I suppose sort of close? Still made in Japan though and definitely popular for cosplay.


Posted by: TravisStroup on Dec 09, 09 | 10:46 am

@Travis: I stand corrected.

@Paul Po: your comment was a breach of our posting guidelines - strike 1.

@AS_Appreciation: I already gave knarf a gentle warning about his border line comment, but you chose to amplify it anyway - a strike for you too.

@Everybody else: just because a model has big tits doesn't mean you can forget your manners.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 09, 09 | 10:58 am

But very very funny


Posted by: Basho on Dec 09, 09 | 11:38 am

I'm glad somebody else around here has a sense of humour! :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 09, 09 | 12:04 pm

I don't see what's so awful about these videos unless you are just a hater of big titties. At least offer an explanation as to why you think it's awful because just saying that the video is awful brings nothing to the conversation.

As for me, I like cooking, MILFS, Asians, big titties, and Asian MILFs with big titties who cook. So I will keep watching these vids.


Posted by: Candyman on Dec 09, 09 | 4:25 pm

"You're sounding a little like johnnie."

Oh, a low blow, Dr. Lee. :)

When I first read the post I optimistically believed that you meant that she was very retired. This school of plain Janes getting cartoonishly huge fake breasts and then playing the roll of sex symbol is not for me. As for the humor, sorry I missed it. I must admit that I could not watch the video all the way through. Too unappetizing.


Posted by: knarf on Dec 09, 09 | 4:28 pm

I guess I wouldn't ask a breast implant doctor for sympathy to our viewpoint knarf, but I'm with you--at least 90% of women are more attractive pre-implant than post-implant to me. I remember watching the Louis Theroux show on cosmetic surgery in LA and this doctor was going on and on about how he loved breasts and he was a perfectionist, and then when you saw his work it was such a let-down. The girl had the exact same fake looking, hard looking, absurd looking breasts as every other girl in the world with breast implants =[


Posted by: Dongbeiyemer on Dec 09, 09 | 4:38 pm

"At least offer an explanation as to why you think it's awful because just saying that the video is awful brings nothing to the conversation."

I agree. Please forgive me for my sins.


Posted by: knarf on Dec 09, 09 | 4:51 pm

I should point out that when she first arrived on the scene, I believe her breasts were all-natural - and incredibly, they were easily at least half as big as they are now! It seems to me that the main reason she got implants was to fight gravity as they inevitably sagged over time, although she did of course make them bigger as well.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 09, 09 | 5:21 pm

Oh....ah....so....big :-p Its pretty amazing...I'd almost avoid cooking with breasts that big...I mean, I'm pretty sure at some point its a fire hazard (blocking exits and such) ;-)

Nothing like a silly live action FF7 reference to brighten my day :-)


Posted by: shoujobot on Dec 09, 09 | 5:58 pm

Oh god, this _is_ awful!


Posted by: jdrevenge on Dec 09, 09 | 9:25 pm

Mom? Is that you?

(with all due respect, of course)


Posted by: The_Collector on Dec 09, 09 | 11:08 pm

I see this as pure camp, and pretty funny at that. Frozen peas and corn? Hilarious! I don't think I've ever seen a frozen vegetable in Asia. It'd be like having a cooking show here and someone teaching how to cook a hot dog.


Posted by: Hakka Guy on Dec 09, 09 | 11:21 pm

@jd: how many times do I have to indicate that this sort of comment is not on? Why can't you say "I really don't like this" or "she isn't for me" or something like that? Why is it that whenever we feature a model with huge breasts, people seem to think it's okay to leave their manners at the door?


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 10, 09 | 4:53 am

I was actually referring to the video as a whole, Doc, more than specifically the model in question.

To be honest, though, I've just gotten lazy with my comments these past few months.


Posted by: jdrevenge on Dec 10, 09 | 6:02 am

If she's going to keep cooking, I think she'll need a Nomex bra!


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Dec 11, 09 | 11:02 am