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PhD in Asian women —trawls the net for the freshest catches.

Empress Mimi is the current emperor of China. The founding ruler of the Mimi dynasty she cunningly manipulated and then brutally crushed her rivals during the seven kingdoms period. She leads China from the forbidden palace, adopting the ruling style of ‘silk glove contains iron fist within bright dove’ first promulgated by the philosopher warrior Liu Zhenzhu in the 2nd century BC.

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Rio Matsushita (松下李生) is a five-time member of the House of Representatives in Japan and has served in the Japanese government since 1962. Originally entering the government in the Ministry of Construction she later transferred to by Minister of State and Financial Services. She then took all of her clothes off and retired from the gravure business.

Wait a minute. I think I have mixed up my notes with some other Matsushita…

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Su Zizi (蘇紫紫) is an artiste. She is serious. She is fearsome. She will do anything in the name of art. And Art means nudity. Lots and lots of nudity. And getting your friends nude too. And displaying your nude shots at your university as your final year art project. And just being amazingly hot and cute. And art means starting too many sentences with the word ‘and’.

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Kaka

Kaka (卡卡), should not be confused with a considerably less famous foot-to-ball player. As refined gentlemen that you all no doubt are, I am certain that none of you cavalier types would consider lowering yourself to watch such an unrefined game and so my reference to a certain other Kaka will go unnoticed.

Besides, which one would you prefer to see naked?

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Static Rain (静雨) is a just such a fantastic name. Although I really don’t know what it means. Rain that is stationary? Floating in the air not moving? Is that like, mist or something? Walking around immovable globules of rain, held stationary by a magical force, light glistening like a fractal crystal grown out of the shards of refracting amber sunlight.

SHUT UP AND SHOW ME THE NAKED WOMEN!

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Xiao Mao (小貓), little kitten. Lithe and long, do you think she keeps baby cats at home? [INSERT YOUR FAVOURITE KITTY JOKE HERE]

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Thanks to the marvelous Mao Ting (毛婷) I got to learn what what the Chinese delicacy ‘black fungus‘ is a rather colourful euphemism for. If you also wish to find out then click ‘Read More’. But be warned! You cannot unlearn this factoid!

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This is the sultry Ronger. She’s a wrong’un. er…

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Jinova (伊诺娃)is a stunning Chinese MOKO model. Born on the 1st of January in the year of the Snake, in a previous incarnation she once sat as a top general in the court of Qin Shihuang!

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Angelina Cheung (張暖雅) is a full chested Hong Kong star primarily famous for… Wait a minute… It was in my notes somewhere… Here?… Oh… Right… Ahem, I’ll try again.

Angelina is a full chested Hong Kong star primarily famous for being famous and for having a large chest.

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