Audrey Thompson

Attention! Attention! 18-year-old siren upcoming!

Might any of the brethren know Audrey’s ethnicity?

We found no mention of it, but were relieved to find a photo of her flashing the international Asian girl sign, which almost certainly cements her Asian bona fides. Certainly many among us would watch her Tiktoks, where she shares her fashion faves, often having her audience choose from the numerous outfits she models for them as to which she’ll wear that night. We suspect the brethren’s choice would be none.

DOB: 2004/6/9
Height: 5’7″ (170cm)
Measurements: 32-22-34″ (81-55-86cm)




  1. Avatar of arf

    Audrey looks like a little slice of heaven. she’s beautiful.

  2. Avatar of Tbone

    Man, 18-year olds these days, they sure look older.


  3. Quasi Wipeout’s avatar

    Now this is one of the most spectacular sirens yet. I don’t understand why anyone would be upset that she’s 18? that’s a bad thing? Truly amazing girl, and when I die, this is my idea of Heaven. Audrey is 100% Goddess material!

  4. Avatar of joesmith7400

    Wow. One of those Asian girls who looks good with blonde hair.

  5. Avatar of wingsfan19

    Tbone wrote:
    Man, 18-year olds these days, they sure look older.


    We certainly had some pretty girls in my senior class, but i don’t remember any looking like this. Certainly not this mature.

  6. Avatar of MaJieMao

    A woman doesn’t get much more beautiful than her.