Shinonome Umi

Woody–Alien, thank you.

Woody thought Shinonome was worth a look and she certainly is. She’s a gravure model fresh on the scene having just started last year, and has at least a couple of DVDs out. We believe Woody mentioned that her shtick is usually playing the nerd, although we haven’t included any photos with her wearing glasses as she often does in that character. As we started off we only liked her but by the end it was a deep and meaningful love. Her gentle persuaders are mamnificent and, with that glorious bum, when she turns around it’s like looking into the new year.

DOB: 1996/11/26
Height: 5’3″ (160cm)
Measurements: 34-24-35″ (90-59-93cm)




  1. Avatar of arf

    She gets a WoW!!! from me. Nothing to not like about her.

  2. Avatar of QuantumForce

    [...]although we haven’t included any photos with her wearing glasses[...]

    Huh? :?

    Literally the very first picture following that sentence is of her wearing glasses.

    In any case, she’s both very pretty and quite cute at the same time, and that’s unusual, since they’re usually one or the other but not both.

    I’m also a sucker for the ponytail with bangs hairstyle. And for nerdy girls.

    Now if only she’d take that one tiny step to nude model. She’s almost there already.

  3. Staffy’s avatar

    I would love to explore her topography.

  4. Avatar of Romanticwarrior


    We hope you weren’t caused any injury.

  5. Avatar of Dr. Lee

    Very cute with a great body, she’s first rate gravure (if a bit generic).

  6. Avatar of Mkick

    Super super super

  7. Krusti Donutz’s avatar

    Very nice, I like that she gets to almost…love the tease.

  8. Avatar of Woody-Alien


    that’s her main appeal: on her official channel she’s really cute, geeky and soft-spoken, not to mention pretty good at building and painting Gundam models (as well as general arts and crafts such as sewing, painting, drawing and so on), but if you manage to see one of her 4 DVDs she goes all out and manages to be a great tease and really hot & sexy! There’s also a secondary “secret” channel where she posts her backstage gravure videos, just one so far.
    Also the article doesn’t mention that she’s quite proud of having reached 100 cm (!) of hip measurement, her butt is usually the feature that gets celebrated the most.

  9. Avatar of MaJieMao

    Love these Japanese girls

  10. Avatar of wingsfan19

    Surprised that arf didn’t say “zoiks!” So I will — zoiks!!

  11. Avatar of arf


    You silly billy you. :lol:

  12. Avatar of tiger