Well lads, it’s over.
They have won. Despite all my warnings to heed the call all is lost. Bun after bun after juicy bun, the march will be relentless. The Chinese cheeks have seized the day. The Iron Curtain was nothing compared to the glutes of steel that we find ourselves trapped between. Witness May, AKA May Liu AKA Liu Meiyi May AKA Mei Yu. From the environs of Orange County and under the guise of a fitness instructor, she trains unwitting buttocks creating countless Manchurian gluteus maximi. AS has acquired supersecret stills of some of the training techniques used to develop these subversive seats. I know many of you think this is all tongue-in-cheek, but lads, the truth is not in front of you, it’s behind them. The end.