Well lads, it’s over.

They have won. Despite all my warnings to heed the call all is lost. Bun after bun after juicy bun, the march will be relentless. The Chinese cheeks have seized the day. The Iron Curtain was nothing compared to the glutes of steel that we find ourselves trapped between. Witness May, AKA May Liu AKA Liu Meiyi May AKA Mei Yu. From the environs of Orange County and under the guise of a fitness instructor, she trains unwitting buttocks creating countless Manchurian gluteus maximi. AS has acquired supersecret stills of some of the training techniques used to develop these subversive seats. I know many of you think this is all tongue-in-cheek, but lads, the truth is not in front of you, it’s behind them. The end.




  1. Avatar of Tbone

    Do we need any more continuing proof that Asians don’t have fine asses?

  2. Dinnty’s avatar

    She’s looks so pleased with the results of all her hard work.

  3. Avatar of arf

    She looks Lovely indeed.

  4. Avatar of ChickenEssence

    I can almost hear the clap sound when spanking that bum while she sits on me, and the thought of it makes me quite wild

  5. Avatar of daznlover

    May has to be proud for her buttwork… :-)
    Lovely and determined. I like girls like that.

    arf, Doc, good to be back and see you guys! Hope you guys are doing great and being safe.

    I was hoping to find here the fitness girl whose video witnessed the Myanmar coup. Hint, hint… ;-)

  6. Avatar of MaJieMao

    Asian girls with butts. 5th Wonder of the World

  7. Avatar of wingsfan19

    Tongue in cheek indeed!

    Glorious glutes.
    Delicious derriere.
    Beautiful bountiful butt.
    Awesome ass.
    Bodacious buli.
    Perfect posterior.
    Resounding rump.

  8. Avatar of arf


    We missed you….welcome home!

  9. Avatar of daznlover

    :D high five!

  10. Avatar of Dr. Lee


    Welcome back dazn! Where have you been?

    Perhaps you might want to do your own article on that Myanmar fitness girl? :)