Keilani Brittney Kakalia

I think it was Sinatra who sang the lyric: “big bottoms drive me out of my mind… How could I leave this behind?” Scooby dooby do.

That’s such a whole lot of sumpin sumpin it’s almost intimidating. Almost. Keilani is an ethnic smorgasbord consisting of Hawaiian, Japanese, Cherokee, Grenadan and Guamian. Hailing from Tampa Florida, she’s a Buddhist who speaks Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Hawaiian and… Latin. Hmmmmmmm. Keilani studied cosmetology, but is working as a trader at Bitcoin & Crypto. She looks to be a massive car enthusiast. Getting ‘rear–ended’ just popped into my head for some reason.

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  1. Avatar of Tbone

    Ass.

    Nuff said

  2. Avatar of Luke

    Ol blue eyes was a sweet talker.

  3. Avatar of arf

    sexy legs…lovely Buns

  4. gunnar’s avatar

    too much mix kills the mix.

    btw the correct denonym is grenadian. or grenadan. not “grenaden”.
    i would gladly donate to buy a paper dictionary and a paper grammar for this guy…

  5. Lou Garu’s avatar

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
    That’s what I said ~ David St. Hubbins

    I went to her Instagram. Seems like most of the pics of her don’t show her
    facing front …
    I like her very much.

    I will try to get “I’m Gonna Rock You” out of my head.

  6. Avatar of Seems

    Cute, great smile, and a magnificent derriere! Love the overall look, so I’ll give her a pass on the implants. Looks like a lot of fun.

  7. Stephen R Puckett’s avatar

    Well the face hurts just a bit and a bit too much on the bottom, attractive young lady though. Perhaps subtracting the ” Grenadian ” could address my issues :)

  8. Avatar of Romanticwarrior

    gunnar,

    “Grenadan” is acceptable and as that’s how she describes herself who am I to argue, you fucking douchebag. Actually, I should apologize for for calling you that…to douchebags. Douchebags have a utility, you, none. So, from now on when the need arises I’ll just call you Asshat. Gunnar=Asshat. Now, why don’t you get off sitting on your thumb and post something yourself Asshat?

  9. Avatar of Guest Poster

    gunnar,

    It appears RW committed a simple typo. which I also missed in my editing—I have now corrected it. Your comment regarding a simple human error was completely out of line—we welcome our readers to point out errors in our posts (in a respectful manner), but why the unnecessary animosity?

    Strictly speaking, RW’s response is totally out of line as well, but I’m going to give him some ‘author’s privilege’ and let it stand—you’ve had it coming for a long time now. For goodness sake, he and Luke put a lot of time and effort into providing this stuff to you for free. So as your mother says, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

  10. Avatar of Romanticwarrior

    Dr. Lee,

    Dr. Lee, you are correct. That was a bit much. Again, I apologize to douche bags for the unfavorable comparisons. I would also suggest that any literal twit who comes to a site such as AS and, instead of concentrating on the girls, spends their time looking for errors in the posts is, perhaps, visiting the wrong site. Possibly some Blueboy Sirens or something along those lines might satisfy his literary needs. There was another poster called CEC some years back that whined in much the same vein as Asshat. In a perfect world they’d meet so they could compare, uh, notes. ;)

  11. Avatar of wingsfan19

    Well this topic took a turn…

    I wouldn’t mind wearing Keilani’s ass like a hat.

  12. Avatar of Seems

    wingsfan19 wrote:
    I wouldn’t mind wearing Keilani’s ass like a hat.

    Only if there’s room for both of us!

  13. Avatar of arf

    wingsfan19,

    I’ve tried a few hundred times to wear a couple asses like hats in the bedroom. never out in public although I wouldn’t mind

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