Happy New Year From Asian Sirens


Well it seems we survived the end of the world (again), although the fact that so many people continue to believe in these predictions (especially from a race that failed to predict its own demise) never ceases to amaze me. Anyway, as we are still here at the start of 2013 (it's already the 1st here in oz as I'm writing this), I would like to wish all of our readers a very happy new year. We have some very exciting (and frankly long overdue) changes coming this year, so make sure you stay with us through 2013!

Posted by: Dr. Lee on Jan 01, 13 | 12:00 am | Profile


Happy New Year to All!

Thank you Asian-Sirens Blog team for the wonderful work that you do to provide us all with entertainment and education of Asian women. You do a stellar job! I have been a fan for years and will continue to be!

Posted by: fungusfarm on Jan 01, 13 | 12:05 am

Changes???? Please for the love of god, don't let the models have penises.... Tatts are bad enough....

Posted by: kroos on Jan 01, 13 | 12:14 am

lol agreed kroos

Posted by: majiemao on Jan 01, 13 | 12:25 am

Happy New Year. I saw something similar for the Mayan Apocalypse with a really neat practical joke. Everyone on the other side of the date line was to stop tweeting to mess with those of us getting up later in the day.

Posted by: Masschine on Jan 01, 13 | 1:21 am


May we "connoisseurs" of Asian Sirens know good health & prosperity...and the passionate company of that which we admire & critique here.

P.S. One of my NYR's is to take lunch with the only kiwi I have any regular contact with.That would be you...Doc Lee.Oh yeah...and tour Oz like a bored trust fund baby. Keep the calendar open dude.

Posted by: STRIPES on Jan 01, 13 | 1:55 am

We’ve now come to the end of the year
Now that it’s gone I shed not a tear
We’ve seen the last of the twenty and twelve
It’s now into thirteen that we hasten to delve.

It’s been a year of extreme ups and downs
Good news for some; others just clowns.
I’ll take some time to review just a few
And know that ’13 will provide more that is new.

The new President is simply the old one
Whatever he started will not now be undone.
A big hurricane hit hard the East Coast
Much damage was done; many houses were toast.

Two states legalized the possession of pot
So smoke away, heads, you really won’t get shot.
Last summer, no rain even if not very hot
Still, it put farmers in a heck of a spot.

Sadly, some nuts went berserk with their guns
And now, on assault rifles there appear to be runs
In the event of a possible nationwide gun ban
But nothing ever happens, that’s always the plan.

And now we’re facing the coming “fiscal cliff”
Congress is talking; all we get is a whiff
Tax increase? That will cause quite a tiff
No one knows, it’s all a big IF.

As for tonight, I have a definite desire
A single goal to do before the night I retire
To fawn and gape at some Siren’s fine pix
You know the kind – those that swell up the dicks.

I’ll look through the sites for my favorite beauties
Asians with nice jugs and small rounded booties.
Since there’s no one around to get a good poke
With an audible sigh I’ll enjoy the midnight stroke.

Posted by: dbldipper on Jan 01, 13 | 2:29 am

I'm with kroos! :#)

And dbldipper, an outstanding job as usua.l A classic, really.

Doc, Travis, Candy, CEC, Xavier and all the others who keep this place humming, a huge Bigfoot stomp of appreciation for all you do.

Since over the past few years, the changes here seem to be only for the best, I will simply anticipate the continuation of that trend. My usual trepidation (based on many of the changes that have destroyed many of my favorites sites over the years) remains at bay.

Looking forward to the new year.

Happy New Year to all of you here,

-The Dean (known here as Bigfoot Dean)

Posted by: Bigfoot Dean on Jan 01, 13 | 3:31 am

Happy New Year to all!

dbldipper, I'm not EVEN going to add my own contribution after reading yours. I'm not worthy.

Ditto, kroos:-)

Home alone as my Asian Siren is working:-(

Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Jan 01, 13 | 5:30 am

Happy New Year!
I look forward to seeing the changes.
Doc a Kiwi!?! Kia ora Bro.
@Kroos surely a small penis in a discreet position...nah sorry!

Posted by: Luke72 on Jan 01, 13 | 6:05 am

...and to all a G'Day. (I hope I spelled that properly).

dbldipper: Nice job!

Wingsfan19: Hang in there buddy.

As Bigfoot Dean mentioned: Thanks to all who keep the place running. It is unique and brings us happiness.

Posted by: French on Jan 01, 13 | 6:32 am

Nice one Doctor. Changes are good. Have a great 2013

Posted by: Basho on Jan 01, 13 | 6:39 am

@Stripes: you'd be well advised to learn the difference between an ozzie and a kiwi before you come here - calling an ozzie a kiwi could result in a serious threat to your personal safety. :-)

Oh, and yet another brilliant effort dbldipper.

Posted by: Dr. Lee on Jan 01, 13 | 6:39 am

Speaking of ozzie threats to your personal safety, this seems like a good opportunity to post this somewhat off-topic but hilarious video:


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Jan 01, 13 | 6:47 am

Happy New Year to everyone associated with AS.
Did you know it's the Year of the Snake?So, lots of snake paraphernalia in the stores here already. Great marketing ploy I'd say:
12 year cycles of different 'must have' merchandise.
How about an oz version of a 2012 overview - in verse, of course. Or even of the best Sirens.

Posted by: longtack on Jan 01, 13 | 9:33 am


Ooops! Typing late last night. Yeah...my geographical nicknames get fuzzy about that part of the world.All the more reason to travel...I guess.

Posted by: STRIPES on Jan 01, 13 | 12:36 pm

happy new year to all as well!!! Looking forward to the exciting changes

Posted by: ..... on Jan 01, 13 | 1:42 pm

To my good friend Longtack
Who suffers in China
Good internet he doth lack.

So I’ll turn to the land of Oz
News in review for ‘12
No good reason; just because.

A Prime Minister was elected
Same as the old, once again
Hope the gang down there wasn’t dejected.

Poor lady though, was quite scared
Something about angry Aborginies
Their anger had suddenly flared

Land down under got a lot of rain
When the water’s a’risin, not much to do
For those affected, a real pain.

A court finally decided that a dingo
Took baby Chmberlain from a camp
Dingo’s a dog; I think that’s the lingo.

So to the blokes who call Oz home
Happy New Year – to be sure –
Far from Asian Sirens I will not roam.

Posted by: dbldipper on Jan 01, 13 | 2:59 pm

It is rare in the life of a man
For a love life to go per the plan
To find that one lovely who’ll make
It all worth living, for heaven’s sake.

I spent the most of New Year’s eve
Highest ecstasy trying to achieve.
Her face – the angels above cannot compete
Every expression she makes is just so sweet.

Never seen a woman so profound
Energy and sexuality in abound.
I know that I’d have won her with my charms
If only she’d been in my arms.

What I’d give to have her in my bed
Instead of just bouncing inside my head.
For though this Siren is most certainly real
She’s one I cannot reach out and feel.

She’s on a site known as The Black Alley
Where they show most if not all of their valley.
Yet, that brief career I’d completely forgive
If only with me she would happily live.

Happy New Year to all including the AS gang.

Posted by: dbldipper on Jan 01, 13 | 3:38 pm

Applause for dbldipper!

Excellent rhyming skills!

Posted by: fungusfarm on Jan 01, 13 | 3:48 pm

The new year's come
and so have I
(I used both hands-
I'm a lonely guy)

In the trials of life
There's just one light
It's Asian Sirens
My favourite site

Those Eastern angels
they make me strong
They give me strength
nine inches long

Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: kroos on Jan 01, 13 | 6:15 pm

LOL @ kroos. :-D

Posted by: Dr. Lee on Jan 01, 13 | 9:17 pm

kroos -

If your junk
were 9 inches long
For you to be alone
Would just be wrong.

I think, my bloke
Had you that size
A Siren to poke
Would not be wise.

In spite of the pix
they're really quite small
Just a couple licks
And that'd be all.

So a point of advice
To the honorable Aussie
All that can take you
Is a sheep named Flossie.

Posted by: dbldipper on Jan 01, 13 | 10:32 pm

Baaaa!...what? Nine inches is kinda silly anyways. Now 7 and a half maybe?

Posted by: arf on Jan 02, 13 | 12:51 am

Hey Dipper, Doc's the kiwi, not me!!!! :-)

But you're probably right about Siren's being too small. My ears are still ringing from a certain lovely chinese lady who exploded mid-stroke one cold winter's night.

Yep, best I stick to the Rocky females. Getting them in through the doorway is always a challenge however....

Posted by: kroos on Jan 02, 13 | 6:35 am

They prefer the back of a ute, especially if you have some Bacardi breezers.

Posted by: Luke72 on Jan 02, 13 | 7:25 am

OK, enough with the Happy New Year. Time to post another beautiful Asian Siren, Don't ya think?


Posted by: Bigfoot Dean on Jan 02, 13 | 8:10 pm

New year's resolution for Bigfoot: "I must be more patient". :-)

Posted by: Dr. Lee on Jan 02, 13 | 11:05 pm

As much as I'd love to - No comment!

{lol kroos and dipper}

Posted by: longtack on Jan 04, 13 | 12:01 pm