Almond Tease

Almond Tease


Almond Tease, age 23, is a relatively new amateur style model from Canada. I'm not sure of her ethnicity. Anyone care to guess? On her website she says "It's a secret."

Almond lists her turn-ons as: "Talking to guys, playing with guys and girls." Her web site has a few sample video clips for your viewing pleasure. Caution, one is explicit with her and....well, you'll see. :-)

Almond says she started her website to raise money for college. For some nude images of 155cm (5'1") Almond, click on


Almond Tease

Almond Tease

Almond Tease

Almond Tease

Almond Tease


Links for Almond Tease

Almond's Website
Almond on Asian Thumbs
Almond on Mr Chew's


Posted by: NorthMan on Nov 14, 05 | 9:27 am | Profile

COMMENTS


As regular readers will know I'm not normally into amateur style models, but I really like this one - very cute with a great smile. Thanks NorthMan!


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 14, 05 | 10:46 am

Cute girl. With the right photographer and setting, there could be great material.


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 14, 05 | 12:20 pm

This girl used to have some very hardcore XXX photos 2 years ago on asianthumbs...... but they disapeared in the last couple months and replaceed with toned down photos.

Sorry to spill the beans.....


Posted by: MrMoopy on Nov 14, 05 | 1:50 pm

On her site there still are some hardcore video previews available... I would allmost say: too bad she is into adult. She looks so cute :-\


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 14, 05 | 3:10 pm

You can hear Almond talking in some of her preview videos. From her accent, what do you think....Chinese?


Posted by: NorthMan on Nov 14, 05 | 6:13 pm

most likely she's chinese. really pretty, but not in an intimidating manner of merina or tiara. i hope she'll be able to afford a good college (cough, cough).


Posted by: Nik2 on Nov 14, 05 | 8:43 pm

Could be Korean?


Posted by: mrhugo on Nov 15, 05 | 12:30 am

I'd say Chinese, maybe Taiwanese...very pretty girl!!!


Posted by: GATOR on Nov 15, 05 | 1:25 am

Judging from the accent (albeit mixed in with Canadian) as well as the wide set and quite narrow eyes (separated by a fairly 'robust' nose by Asian standards) I'd guess Korean.

BTW, I think she's 100% natural.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 15, 05 | 2:52 am

hey..... she doesn't have boobs or ....does she?


Posted by: komanz on Nov 15, 05 | 5:29 am

Im not too sure either but her accent makes ME think that she is nihon-jin. I dont know. I can agree with everyone she is beautiful!


Posted by: MasterAko on Nov 15, 05 | 6:18 am

Wait EVERYONE I take that back I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT SHE COULD BE. I watched the third clip... I dont kno what to think except ... she looks sweet. ;P


Posted by: MasterAko on Nov 15, 05 | 6:22 am

She's cute. I think she's Korean, but I don't see why she has to keep her nationality such a big secret. Boo.


Posted by: Candyman on Nov 15, 05 | 7:49 am

Eventually someone will find out and post it here for sure. No worries ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 11:58 am

She has small boobs komanz. Very small ones. I could understand if this girl would concider a boob job. Unlike many other models with 'normal sized' boobs who blow 'em up. (Hmm... weird word 'boobs')


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 12:00 pm

Robin says she should consider a boob job? I think I just saw some pigs flying past my window! ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 15, 05 | 12:11 pm

If you read my previous comments on this issue, I am sure you will read that I am not totally against boob-jobs ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 12:51 pm

Ohw, and I did not say she should concider it, I said that I could understand it if she would concider a boob job. That's something else, isn't it?


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 12:54 pm

Technically yes, but I think it's pretty clear from your comments that you think she should consider it. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 15, 05 | 1:02 pm

Nope. If I had ment that I would have included a wink smiley ;-)

If she is happy with the small boobs, then please keep 'em natural. I just wanted to state that this was a case in which I could understand and approve of such a thing.


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 1:20 pm

That's amazing enough! ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 15, 05 | 1:41 pm

then you did not read my previous comments well enough ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 2:09 pm

She doesn't need a boob job. She's cute without them.


Posted by: Candyman on Nov 15, 05 | 3:34 pm

I did not say she needs one! I think she is cute also. But...
naaah forget it ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 15, 05 | 3:45 pm

Come on Robin: I know you like big boobs too, you just don't want to admit it. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 16, 05 | 1:18 am

Nope, I am more the 'handful' kinda guy. (A or B cup) For real. Just face it; not all men are like you Lee ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 16, 05 | 1:25 pm

There are two kinds of men in this world: those who like big tits, and those who won't admit to it. ;-)

Besides, I need at least DD to fill my hands anyway!


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 16, 05 | 1:35 pm

Lee, after this latest comment I really think you need professional help ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 16, 05 | 2:52 pm

Hey, don't forget who's the doctor around here! ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 16, 05 | 3:17 pm

I dunno man... on one of the pics above, the one where she is in doggie position. Her head is nearly as big as her ass.


I say shes korean.


Posted by: MrMoopy on Nov 16, 05 | 5:54 pm

Maybe this discussion is already beyond reasoning, but as I said before, there are two things by which I judge a woman's breasts:

1. Do they go with the rest of her body?
2. Do they look real?

If 1 is untrue, and you are born with unnaturally big or small boobs, you can opt to find a doctor (not Lee ;)) who can achieve 1 and 2 through surgery.

If one and two are met, you are a woman whose breasts I could like :)


Posted by: Pixelchaos on Nov 16, 05 | 6:04 pm

But when you are born with them, even if they seem to big or to small, then it's still natural, isn't it?

You forget one thing: do they feel real?! ;-)


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 16, 05 | 6:28 pm

Good point Robin. I have felt fake boobs before and I did not like the way they felt. I don't mind looking at fake boobs on a woman if they came out half way decent. But for me personally, I could never be seriously involved with a women that had them. A major turn-off for me. Not to mention the possible health risks of implants.

I prefer all natural over anything other choice. Same with Tattoos, yuk!! The only body modification I like on a woman is shaving....but that's another hot topic I'm sure. :-)


Posted by: NorthMan on Nov 16, 05 | 6:40 pm

I can live with tattoo's, as long as it isn't a fashion tattoo (like those tribal ones).

(And for shaving; who needs pubic hair?! ;-))


Posted by: Robin Hood on Nov 16, 05 | 7:33 pm

I hate how women will ruin their body by getting a cheap tattoo or a cheap boob job. If you are going to do some body modification, then save the money and get it done right. Tattoos and fake boobies can look great if done by the right person. I love Asisn chicks with great tattoos on their back done by an artist with skills.

My main reasons for hating fake boobs is that women either get them done by a cheap doctor and they look horrible, they either get a size that is way too big for their body, or because they become hard after a while.



Posted by: Candyman on Nov 17, 05 | 4:00 pm

Hi Northman. As I explained in my Breast Surgery 101 article, it is actually possible to get breast implants that feel very natural. As Sachiko will tell you, everyone who has felt her breasts has been absolutely convinced they are natural! She has silicone implants however, which feel more natural than saline but are illegal in the US. To feel natural they must also be textured (in the US they usually use smooth implants, which make it feel like there's a 'bag' inside the breast) and submuscular.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Nov 18, 05 | 3:54 am

The only thing that matters to me with the natural vs implants issue is that if I can touch them then they're real.

I have no problems with women who get implants. My girlfriend is Korean and she has implants but she looks like a normal C-cup (they feel nice too). She wants to get D-cups but I've told her that she looks perfectly beautiful just the way she is.


Posted by: JohnFourtyTwo on Nov 18, 05 | 5:54 am

I think she looks fine! And she's got a great body. You guys are obsessed by the size of a womans boobs!!


Posted by: siamesetiger on Dec 24, 05 | 3:57 am

She is totally hot~ and i'm going absolutely crazy for her. Anyone knows where to get her videos/movies/pics? i can't pay for her website:( can you guys help me out?... please?


Posted by: hugepotatohead on Dec 30, 05 | 4:24 am

Do a Google search, I'm sure something will come up.


Posted by: JohnFourtyTwo on Dec 30, 05 | 4:26 am

not much...:(


Posted by: hugepotatohead on Dec 30, 05 | 4:27 am

She must be relatively new then. Give her time, I'm pretty sure she'll turn up soon.


Posted by: JohnFourtyTwo on Dec 30, 05 | 4:29 am

She seems to be quite popular nowadays according to our Google Analytics stats...


Posted by: Robin Hood on Dec 01, 06 | 5:10 pm

Can anyone enlighten me why she is so popular all of a sudden? We seem to have double our normal amount of visitors today! Was she on TV or something?


Posted by: Robin Hood on Dec 01, 06 | 7:42 pm

She has been quite popular among the larger asian forums as of late. She apparently is the new x-rated asian fad.

Add this to the fact that the google index of her name leads to alot of spam sites/ dead ends.

Asian-sirens is a natural point of reference...


Posted by: Auron on Dec 01, 06 | 9:05 pm

Yeah, I just checked my server stats - she had 5.6% of search engine phrase requests for November! That's astronomical - it's 3 times higher than no. 3! (Asian Sirens itself is number 1 at 7.1%.)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Dec 02, 06 | 2:19 am

BREAKING NEWS! I got a email from wolfgang about the status of Almond Tease

Wolfgang wrote:

"hey,

I saw your comment on asian sirens about almond tease...

I can't seem to get a password for them so could you pass the word that she has
been arrested in Korea
maybe they will do a feature on it:

Almond Tease Arrested!"

Someone.. anyone respond back with more details on this one!


Posted by: Auron on Dec 06, 06 | 8:21 pm

Wrong link: use this one


Article at rjkoehler.com about Almond Tease's Arrest

Basically she she was a teacher in Canada using porn to pay for her college education.. however being korean she got nailed with the fines.

From rjkelhler.com:

"According to the report, Kim left for Canada to study after graduating from high school in Korea. Once in Canada, however, she found it hard to pay tuition, so she had no choice but to make porn.

Kim shot porn between February and September of last year. She shot about one video a week for a total of about 30 videos, receiving 200-300 dollars a shoot.

These videos were distributed by a Canadian-run porn site. Kim told police that in Canada, starring in porn is not a crime, but to no avail—because she’s a Korean national, it’s a crime for her to act in porn even if the films are shot overseas."

there you go...


Posted by: Auron on Dec 06, 06 | 8:26 pm

PS - someone fix that url above... man it IS hard to format links properly on Asian Sirens.. lol


Posted by: Auron on Dec 06, 06 | 8:27 pm

Haha, Auron, you need some basic pMachine-lessons ;-)

I just corrected the link!

And damn, what a story and now I understand why we got over 25,000 visitors a day from Google!


Posted by: thanirz on Dec 06, 06 | 10:47 pm


Bad thing for the girl. But if she was still teaching english, just shows that she wasn't really making that much in porn...

Like someone wrote in the link above, the student that tipped off the police was not smart enough to ask for private lessons. Missed opportunity! :D


Posted by: daznlover on Dec 07, 06 | 2:45 am

All of Almond Tease's galleries:

www.almondteaseblog.blogspot.com


Posted by: trader140 on May 01, 09 | 10:25 pm

Wow (and not only at skjskj3's comments) - she is gorgeous. Cute breasts suit her.

Glad to see this post from 2005 (my pre knowledge time of AS's existence).
lol at this pic:

http://www.almondtease.com/tour1/i/cooking.jpg

what's wrong?
The book is upside down.
Nice to see the link still exists to her site (still 23 too!)


Posted by: longtack on Aug 20, 11 | 5:57 am

skjskj3's first three posts all breached our posting guidelines, so he earned himself an instant banning.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Aug 20, 11 | 11:18 am

Longtack - I see you've picked up the joy of Archive diving.

Doc - don't many of these websites remain alive long after the model / actress retires? I think that in many cases there is enough "body" of work to allow continuous recycling. If I'm not mistaken, a Kobe Tai site remains although she has been gone while.


Posted by: dbldipper on Aug 20, 11 | 3:30 pm

It depends on who actually owns them - in general, if the model owns it, the site will usually go offline when she does, but if she doesn't, the owners will often recycle the material.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Aug 20, 11 | 5:16 pm

dbldipper, I relied on skjskj3's comments (now deleted) to point me to this website rather than actual 'archive diving'.
Yeah doc and I see the owners don't even bother updating the featured model's AGE (Almond is eternally 23 I see despite the recent site updates). I guess the average porn surfer doesn't give a rat's about that kind of detail.
btw. I waded through the forum that went with the disclosure she was fined by the Korean authorities for doing (legal) porn in Canada while resident there:
Article at rjkoehler.com about Almond Tease's Arrest
As well as the mass of uninformed comment, some useful information as well, especially regarding Korean laws on porn - the implications of those laws seem to overlap with CEC's post on the Prison movies, relating to how far producers can legally go. Which is why these movies are made in places outside Korea perhaps.


Posted by: longtack on Aug 21, 11 | 12:45 am

A link for a LOT of the Almond Tease galleries:

http://www.asktiava.com/search/?q=almondtease.com&t=b&m=date&suggestBox=1

This post is also before I started checking out Asian-Sirens; i had no idea she was arrested for doing porn (in another country). The link from Auron makes the interesting point that she was arrested in Korea for doing something perfectly legal where she did it (Canada) while the a@#^&*e who turned her in was doing something in Korea that was illegal there (surfing porn) and wasn't arrested.


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Aug 22, 11 | 9:14 am