Caren Hasumi

Another JAV model, here is Caren Hasumi. She likes pink. That's really all I know about her. No, wait, I know her name is Caren Hasumi. That's two things. Woo!

Stats:

Age: 22
Height: 5'2
Ethnicity: Japanese
Located: Tokyo

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she's a nice little package
but her nipples are weird.
Doc- look at her breasts,
are they fake as I've feared???

She has a great bush
and trimmed to perfection
The longer I stare,
the harder my erec****

Implants? Can't decide. Looks like it in some shots. Agree nipples look a little....low down.

3/10

A cute girl nonetheless. Seems like a playful little thing and that is always big huge plus.

3/10? Methinks someone is trolling:-(

Yeah, her breasts do look fake (too much of her breast mass is above her nipples), in which case it isn't a very good job (though certainly not a terrible one either). I don't have any problem with the rest of her though, and her face is quite cute and pretty.

I like!!!!!

Cute grl . :)

She is cute. Some of her shots, if you look very closely make her look very very child like. It's a huge turn off for me (pic 3 for example).

Fake/Not Fake... does it matter? Telling me anyone would say no? me thinks not. :)

Nope, no trolling, I just have high standards! ;)

Been a visitor for a while, finally decided to join :)

I love her legs and gluteus maximus. I could look past the breast situation.

A scientist by training, I must look to see
About this lady’s breasts, using good R&D
Since this post discusses Ms. Karen’s full nudity
It may contain a few words of some moderate crudity.
(sorry Doc)

To the web I then turned for her videography
To find some films – it wasn’t a real toughie.
Coupla clicks and sit back for a long evening’s viewing
Settle in to watch a few hours of screwing.

Film number one was labeled “Debut”
This girl is cute, it is certainly true
Two hours later, with feelings I could not quell
Her breasts, real or fake, I just could not tell

Next on the list for this J-A-V chick
“Sexual Cheerleader,” the name of the flick
In my memory, high school remains tall
But none of this went on in my study hall

I knew that I would soon uncover the facts
In aptly named “Shiofuki Continuous Climax”
She was hot, to be sure, she took one, she took three
But about her breasts, the fifth I must plea.

One last chance to tell the yin from the yang
In a highly rated film, named simply “Gangbang”
But the tits, they were huge and seemed out of place
Perhaps maybe not her; I never looked at her face.

At this point, the whole thing really began to bore
By this time, she’d taken dix by the score.
So, essentially I abandoned this difficult question
And like Kroos, quickly took care of my erec****.

@wingsfan

You asked, awhile back, how long I take composing a ditty
That some may deem witty
While others, well, just probably sh**ty
Regardless, on my writing have no pity.

So how long do I take to write this stuff?
In general, composition is not too tough
But the best estimate should be from the readers and it is rough
Some think too long, the rest not long enough.

She's very pretty. If I like Japanese girls 'd like her.

Nice work again dbldipper. :-) You can get away with a little crudeness when it's in the context of humorous or artistic expression.

Very cute. I wouldn't turn her down.

I agree with Elric.
lol@ the poetry.
You both just keep getting better and better dipper and kroos.

Can't decide whether I like this one or not. I'm torn. Guess I'll have to stare at the pics until I make up my mind :-)

I like her but the boobs are a distraction. I wonder if she was after a higher set 'set' to get the roundness above the bra (that looks great) or if the implants just didn't settle well given that there was not much tissue to work with. It is unusual for a Japanese boob job to have an end result like this. I think she should get them reworked if she is continuing down the path.

To dbldipper I dip
my hat towards thee
in the battle of rhymes
you've sure beaten me

And i'm keen to know more
of your science career
i work the same field
but im bored now i fear

I spend all my days
doing GIS mapping
and ignoring the boss's
pure ignorant yapping

And I'd throw it away
if I just had the chance
to meet Ms Hasumi
and get in her pants


I reckon she'd look great upside down......






for that is mine too

where the heck did 'for that is mine too' come from???? I don't recall writing that......

very cute...3/10 is ridiculous. shes pretty good

really nice legs. strong but not too thick.

I find this shot interesting...
http://models.asianpimp.com/caren-hasumi/caren_hasumi002/pictures/03.html
the amount her boobs hang is more than I might have expected.
I find her breasts remind me of hormone enhanced man boobs which is a shame because the rest is very nice.

Breasts so so, but I like a lot the legs and the lips and the beautiful face. Sensual and not too thin, she's hot!

this woman actually rode a bicycle somewhere. A few times! She's got thighs and ass to prove it! nice to see a woman who hasn't spent her life inside a car!

Sorry to put a damper on things, but I would just like to say that there are at least 2 essentials which distinguish poetry from prose. The first is (usually, but not essentially) rhyme, The second is metre (or meter), defined as "The measured arrangement of words in poetry, as by accentual rhythm, syllabic quantity, or the number of syllables in a line."

In other words, you can't just put rhyming words at the end of a line and think it's a poem. You have to have the rhythm and other aspects too.

For example:

To me that girl's a lovely thing
She makes my heart go ding-a-ling

Is poetry (very bad, but still poetry). The rhythm is da-DA-da-DA-da-DA-da-DA (the same in both lines - that's not essential, but there should be an overall pattern, as in a Limerick).

What a great pair of tits haven't seen for a while
Just looking at them makes me happy and smile

Is most definitely not poetry. The only thing it is has is that the final words in each line rhyme.

Actual poetry takes a bit more effort, but is much more rewarding both for the writer and the reader.

Some contributors here do it well, others don't.

@Kroos

I studied to get an advanced degree
In the field called chemistry
I worked in a lab
Thought it was fab
But life, one can never quite foresee.

Now, the whole day I sit at a desk
But it’s not a job that’s grotesque
It’s money I track
To stay in the black
And I do what the boss doth bequest.

I’ve no complaint, the money is good
The ravages of the economy we’ve withstood
The company’s OK
I guess I will stay
I’d do it all over if I could.

@Foddy

"A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose."
Samuel McChord Crothers

"Always be a poet, even in prose."
Charles Baudelaire

As is obvious by our posts, we're not English majors. I suspect that Kroos, Wingsfan19, the Collector (haiku) and others know all about meter (or your metre) and rhyme schemes and iambic pentameter and whatever else you can cook up. If we get something good, fine; if not, well, there will always be another time.

Those that post here do so to provide their opinions have have a little fun, regardless of how they are worded. I humbly suggest that you do the same.

I close with......

"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling."
Oscar Wilde

"Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked."

Pretty good rhyming and OK meter, but "thinked?"

Still, I like Ogden Nash.

I'll get off my soapbox.

I was actually going to be a scientist myself, but after I sent out my first scientific paper when I was in high school, I came face to face with the bureaucracy of academia, and it really put me off. I didn't want to have to "publish or perish", and constantly grovel for funding, plus I was afraid that doing it professionally might kill my enjoyment of it. I had no idea my interest in naked women would end up being my career though. :-)

And I agree with dbldipper: I think over-intellectualising poetry here is quite silly and misguided. We're all just trying to have fun, and I'm not the only person here who greatly enjoys the prose that some of our readers contribute. If it gives us a good laugh, who cares about the technicalities (which are questionable anyway)?

Doc Lee - are you saying that you get PAID for an interest in naked women? Do you have any job openings?

Cannot resist one more @Foddy -

If you look back aways, we did start with very properly metered limericks (small l, not capital L, like the city in Ireland where my family lived for awhile.) Since then, we've just had some fun, while preparing for that coffee table book that Doc Lee will be publishing.

You are certainly welcome to contribute your own two cents or quid or whatever be your local currency. I'd look forward to them.

This is perhaps not quite the right place for Theodore Roosevelt's overused quotation, but......and I'll definitely get back to my life.

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

@dbldipper: it's not quite as simple as that, but all my present (and likely future) business interests relate to this sort of thing.

I would certainly believe that Walt Whitman spent a great deal more time on his poetry than I have on mine.

Also, @ Foddy, this is a site featuring Asian Sirens (with nudity whenever possible), not a poetry journal.

A new poster named Foddy
Thinks some of our rhyming is shoddy
To which I reply
With a gleam in my eye
We ain't here to impress anybody

Less than a minute:-)

One apology Foddy - you posted a nicely written & probably real poem a few ladies back. Your 5 minutes were well spent as it had both nice metre and subject. Keep it up (the verse, that is.)

Gentlemen,

I realise that we are all here to enjoy ourselves (and the ladies on view here) and I’m sorry to have caused offence to some posters here, but my point was really only that if you’re going to write a poem, it sounds a lot better if it actually is a poem – it may take a bit more time, but it’s not so hard to do and it’s a lot of fun!

By way of penance, a couple of rhymes . . . .

There once was a poster (Foddy was his name);
He hurt some folks, and now he lives in shame.
A fresh new start and all can live in peace,
No more wars, let all the fighting cease.

Let’s get back to ladies, nothing could be finer,
Thai, Japan and Myanmar, Vietnam and China.
Talk about the bushes, argue ‘bout the tats,
“Those tits are fake”, “Oh no they’re not”. That’s . . . .

. . . . what it should be about.

+++

There once was a website in Asia,
With girls from Taiwan and Malaysia,
Let’s bring on a stripper
To please dbldipper
And girls by the dozens in ways ya . . .


. . . . would never have thought anatomically possible.

Cheers

Excuse me Caren..

I just wanted to say that the dialogue about poetry was a very interesting and enjoyable diversion from 'the ladies' (did I say that?? slaps head!! HARD!).

I particularly enjoyed the long quote which is spot on regarding the doers and the non-doers (often the critics) of our lives.
As well as the other well chosen quotes.
Nice stuff!

I'm glad to see it wasn't judged off topic.
Because as AS has become somewhat of a haven for idle versers, it mightn't hurt to be tutored in ode construction.
But hey, as several have said, who cares about the technical side as long as we get a giggle or two.
Oh and Foddy, disappointed you never mentioned 'upside down' poses in your last post. And I challenge you to find some words that rhyme with Gympie, for kroos.
Now, back to ogling Caren!

Genius use of language on this post. Poetry or not I LMAO. Please don't ever stop.