Naomi Nguyen - Comedy Time?


I'm not sure what to make of this, but I'm sure you all have something to say! ;-)



Posted by: Robin Hood on Mar 13, 08 | 3:02 pm | Profile

COMMENTS


She was talking? I was staring at her tits and body.


Posted by: aznlvr99 on Mar 13, 08 | 3:33 pm

When it comes to brains, this girl's got great tits. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 13, 08 | 4:00 pm

her body rocks, but im not too sure about the face...im not a rockstar but i play rockband for the 360 lol


Posted by: jimmerz41 on Mar 13, 08 | 7:27 pm

Evidently San Jose has much lower standards for import models.


Posted by: Curtis G. on Mar 13, 08 | 7:58 pm

Doc,

LOL!


Posted by: Olive Yellotale on Mar 13, 08 | 11:17 pm

Agreeing with Curtis... Really disagree with jimmerz, her body is meh.

That was a waste of time. Time to revoke Robin's posting rights for a week. ;)


Posted by: jdrevenge on Mar 13, 08 | 11:20 pm

What a shock that a poorman's Howard Stern would have a sub par looking girl on.

Somebody tell him that hairstyle went out with the 90's. Well actually, it never really was in..even in the 90's......<g>.


Posted by: Dvanian on Mar 14, 08 | 12:01 am

Who is this guy with the huge forehead? He looks like a broke ass Howard Stern. Just get rid of this guy and have Naomi jiggle about and I will be :-)


Posted by: Candyman on Mar 14, 08 | 3:31 am

As you probably can guess from my light hearted comment above, I'm with the naysayers. I definitely like her boob job (a good size, and a good balance between fake and natural IMHO), but she could really stand to lose a few pounds. And her face was probably fine before she messed with it, but now...

And that is to say nothing of her superficial airhead bimbo taste in men (hence my original comment).


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 4:12 am

Holy Handgrenade of Antioch! I just peed myself! I couldn't finish this video. Her suit is much too small, it was practically cutting her to pieces! I like the big girls too but you gotta know when the suit doesn't fit anymore. I just watched the rest of video... haha. Thought i should finish it before I commented. As Far as comedy goes I thought it was mindly funny. Earl reminds me of a young Ben Stein. He said her lastname wrong too... haha, I thought for a sec that she would say somthing about it (like most Nguyens I know). Overall, I wouldn't watch it again. Though I think Naomi would look great in jeans and a sexy (but not too reveiling) top. Just me though... How 'bout I shut my mouth now? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then!


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 14, 08 | 4:17 am

Whites almost always say Nguyen wrong - it should be more like "ngwin" (not "newen").


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 4:31 am

I used to live in San Diego, CA and I had lots of Viet buddies in college. The guys never really minded when the Prof would call them all New-When. But the ladies, oh boy... they would chew your ass off if you didn't say something that sounded too much more than just Wen... and that is the story of how I lost my ass in college... hahaha!


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 14, 08 | 4:49 am

Many Nguyens i know are fine with newen, because they are so used to hearing 'new-gen' or 'new-yen'.


Posted by: jdrevenge on Mar 14, 08 | 6:25 am

OMG... she's FAT... her face's quite nice... can't believe she's a Nguyen... can u find/post some Vietastic?


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 14, 08 | 6:43 am

I agree these overweight import models are a very bad advertisement for the classically beautiful and slender women of Vietnam.


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 6:45 am

slender and beautiful like em cat-tien, doc? :)

she's not that bad....nice boobs.


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 14, 08 | 6:49 am

I do agree her tits are nice (as I say above).


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 6:49 am

And I do agree it's time that em cat-tien did some representation for Vietnam here. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 6:51 am

guess where i am at right now doc ... :) let give you a hint...i am closer to your time zone bro. :))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 14, 08 | 6:52 am

Lucky dog. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 14, 08 | 6:56 am

She's right on the line between SEXY THICK...and FAT.I probably would have tagged it...except that she OPENED HER MOUTH AND STARTED TALKING.He was'nt funny.PERIOD.I've heard funnier exchanges in gonzo porn flix.


Posted by: STRIPES on Mar 14, 08 | 7:36 am

does she do naked or porn?...maybe on the way :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 14, 08 | 7:38 am

not gonna lie love that body, yeah she's kind of meaty but definitely not over the top! about the pronounciation... i once met a nguyen and when i called her by the pronounciation "new-yen" she said i said it wrong and said something like this howard stern look-a-like said, so perhaps it's the dialect as well?


Posted by: yangbwoi on Mar 14, 08 | 8:11 am

I'd be more than willing to buy the condoms. Them boobies look so delicious...I wish I could see her nipples. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 14, 08 | 9:11 am

Hey arf! I bet they look like hershey kisses... Yummy? I would think so... haha!


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 14, 08 | 9:36 am

She's not an import model. If she didn't have such lovely boobs, then she wouldn't be much to look at because her face does not look good.

http://naominguyen.com/


Posted by: Candyman on Mar 14, 08 | 3:39 pm

yeah, her face was probably better before, but her body, when i said rocks, its because i like a little bit of meat...on my girls, but not fat, baby fat is fine....i think she would be best in like jeans and t-shirt, but as far as import model, maybe slender would be better.

but her boobies are wow...i wonder if there are nudes of her...

anyways im a nguyen...and i pronounce it as WIN....


Posted by: jimmerz41 on Mar 14, 08 | 6:46 pm



She looks so much better dressed. I would take her out. Have some chicken, maybe some sex... you know, see where it goes. Haha!


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 14, 08 | 7:28 pm

Dressed, she looks like someone's mom. I thought Earl was hilarious, and I heard HER pronounce her name as "N'win." FWIW.


Posted by: Curtis G. on Mar 14, 08 | 9:36 pm

Give me two drinks and I'd be all over her. She's ok.


Posted by: BaTanha on Mar 15, 08 | 12:57 am

Yep, of course Naomi's own pronunciation is correct. Not sure why jimmerz41 chooses to drop the "ng" at the beginning - I guess just saying "win" makes it easier for non-Vietnamese to pronounce?


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 15, 08 | 1:28 am

I thought the same thing when I was looking at her pics. She look like someone's mom wearing clothes. She would have been cool if she would have left her face alone because she looks like she is in her early 30's when she lists herself as 23 on her MySpace. But if I knew her in real life I would be all up in that. Here's another clip. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8P9SPT1lps


Posted by: Candyman on Mar 15, 08 | 3:00 am

Dr. Lee, yep, she's overweight but an "import" model... hm... i think she's a 1.5th or 2nd generation vietnamese-american. i doubt it if anything "imported" from Viet Nam can be THAT FAT...
ok, ong gia de lawnboy... you are so right about em cat-tien being slender & beautiful & c'mon... don't forget to add: hot & spicy too... thank you.


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 15, 08 | 3:56 am

I wouldn't call her FAT. Just, not unhealthy.


Posted by: arf on Mar 15, 08 | 7:06 am

Em cat-tien: now that you've made that statement, I think you have a responsibility to prove it to us. Cam on. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 15, 08 | 11:43 am

oh Dr. Leeeeeeeeee: your Vietnamese made me feel so HOOOOOOOOOOOT for you :)))))))


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 15, 08 | 3:53 pm

As big as those boobs, they were ugly on her. Sorry, but I think she looks better if she had left her body alone.


Posted by: khong1968 on Mar 15, 08 | 5:37 pm

Maybe she looks better without the makeup.

She looks sexy and powerful in that IFL video from Candyman. She looks like a big girl that can get wild and... you know what I mean. I like that style. :)

Naomi's tits are awesome! Thick but curvy, I like it.


Posted by: daznlover on Mar 15, 08 | 8:24 pm

Dr. lee, hmm i dont now why i dropped the N in my pronounciation...but it does sound easier for non asians to pronounce and its what my parents told me too lol

but yeah i like girls asian especially thick and curvy...


Posted by: jimmerz41 on Mar 15, 08 | 8:28 pm

I like them of all shapes and sizes. The only thing that I thought was bad about her in the video was that her bikini was threatening to make a slice and dice move on merchandise. More cushi'n for the pushin' anyone?


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 15, 08 | 9:04 pm

cat-tien, you are such a tease! Still, I often do seem to get the waitresses a little excited when I speak Vietnamese to order one of my favourite dishes at a Vietnamese restaurant (e.g. pho tai, bun bo hue, banh cuon, banh xeo, bun thit nuong). I guess they aren't used to a white guy speaking their language!


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 16, 08 | 2:30 am

Whaaaaaat??? You're a white meat, Dr. Lee... hm... ok, that's quite impressive-your cultivated Vietnamese taste. Those are truly & fantastically Viet dishes, particularly bun bo hue & banh xeo-they can lead to orgasmic delight. YUM!


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 16, 08 | 5:52 am

I would just love to reach up from behind her and get me a handful of boobies. I'd be oh so happy for days. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 16, 08 | 7:34 am

Also...cat-tien, my meat is white also, if it makes any difference. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 16, 08 | 8:29 am

i am not white meat em cat tien :) 100% pure viet. i am sure other viet things can give you an orgasmic delight em. em yeu oi :) doc cant say english only cause you broke that rule already:)

are you really hot and spicy em cat tien? :))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 16, 08 | 9:40 am

So white meat can lead to orgasmic delight? ;-)

I think I'd better stop right there before I breach our posting guidelines. :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 16, 08 | 10:28 am

in the eye of a connoisseur, not all "meats" are created equal. yes. yes. let's stop... let's focus strictly on boobs, butt, etc., ok...
lawnboy: ong gia & de qua... i feel for your wife :)


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 17, 08 | 5:00 am

Can someone translate that? Lawnboy? I started to get an interest on that conversation, since Doc told us how he gets vietnamese waitresses excited...... :)
I have to try that trick when I head to Vietnam. :)


Posted by: daznlover on Mar 17, 08 | 5:33 am

Would you mind if I go with you...daznlover? No, seriously, I really wanna go so bad. I think vietnam is calling my name. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 17, 08 | 5:50 am

So you want to know the Doc's tricks eh? ;-)

Actually, the difficulty with Vietnamese is getting the pronunciation right. For example, Ngoc with a (kind of) downward inflection is a girl's name, but ngoc with an upward inflection means stupid! So if you want to impress Vietnamese girls by speaking their langauge, you have to make sure you get the right pronunciation and inflection. Better leave it to the pros. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 17, 08 | 6:25 am

hey dazn...only cat can call me by that name ok :) unless you grow boobs, dont do it :)

oh em cat tien oi, anh chu co ba xa :))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 17, 08 | 10:04 am

Alright guys, that's enough Vietnamese I think. :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 17, 08 | 10:32 am

he he :) it is the language of love doc :) by the way doc, my assistant's name is Ngoc and she hates it when the white folks mispronounce and call her "stupid" :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 17, 08 | 12:33 pm

I'll bet she does. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 17, 08 | 1:20 pm

hahh....Lawboy, says he doesnt have a wife right? .... neither do i....


Posted by: jimmerz41 on Mar 17, 08 | 11:09 pm

Actually, he does. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 18, 08 | 3:02 am

arf, we should book a charter flight. With Doc and Lawboy to show us around the secret pleasure dens, and cat-tien throwing us a welcome party with her (hot?) friends.

Cam on? :)


Posted by: daznlover on Mar 18, 08 | 4:14 am

daznlover: not bad... I like a male species that is willing to learn. HOT! And sure come on over & come undone for this feline, cat-tien & khong co chi!
lawnboy: wifey or not, you can be acquired.
Dr. Lee: your 'hotness' is directly proportional with your Vietnamese acquisition.


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 18, 08 | 6:55 am

Tôi yêu những quý bà Việt nam. Thậm chí thứ mũm mĩm! Translation from VDict.com. (It means, hopefully, "I love Vietnamese ladies. Even the chubby ones"!


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 18, 08 | 9:36 am

come on doc...on the internet we are all single and good looking :))

em cat-tien em sound like an alien or something, refering to us as "a male species?" :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 18, 08 | 9:58 am

ROTFLMAO LawBoy. Too true!


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 18, 08 | 10:00 am

i hope she is not a dude :)) or we are all in big trouble...come on doc get cat to send you a pix to verify her gender :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 18, 08 | 11:28 am

Oh now LawBoy...even if she was a dude, she says you can be aquired. So just relax and don't be so tense down there...if you know what I mean. And daznlover...it's a deal. You name the airline and I'm there. Can't wait to hear LawBoy squeal like a little pig when he gets bent over by cat-tien. Joking of course. I'm done. :) :) :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 18, 08 | 12:12 pm

arf, i think i hear dueling banjos :))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 18, 08 | 2:13 pm

Hahaha! These guys... it sounds to me like Cambodia isn't the only place that will have "Wildmen" on the loose. Viet Nam, hide your women and lock up all the pho... haha!


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 19, 08 | 12:19 am

wingsfan: not bad, not bad... the 1st sentence was good- enough to wet my appetite... the 2nd, NOT!
oh... lawnboy... you're truly a male? species... rest assure: cat-tien is one WOmanly creature
arf: good use of English... lawnboy being bent over by cat-tien with strapped on with whip & chain-she rides! hmmm... perhaps too wild for lawnboy & you male species... done :)


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 19, 08 | 3:51 am

Is that a picture of LawBoy, back there from ole Irish flipity flip? :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 19, 08 | 8:19 am

That was pretty funny also LawBoy...the deliverence joke back there. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 19, 08 | 9:07 am

hey now, i much better looking than that :) lawboy dont do strap-ons ok :) maybe cat likes such a thing....i'm getting scare now :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 19, 08 | 10:11 am

No arf... that's actually a picture of me at the end of spring break in Cancun after I spent all my money boozing and trying to get laid by drunk white chicks. They never go for the teddy-bear types, weird. That's what I get for trying to expand my horizons I guess.


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 19, 08 | 9:49 pm

GO TO THE GYM!!!

You are out of shape!
You have boobs-now work on your stomach!!!


Posted by: NYC777 on Mar 20, 08 | 2:04 am

Oh...so if you work on your stomach, you will get rid of your boobs? That's nice to know. :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 20, 08 | 9:04 am

There needs to be a rule: no flirting unless the 'woman' is willing to put her pics up for a sirens post!

If cat-tien wants to flirt, and ESPECIALLY if she wants to criticize other women, she should be fair enough to submit herself to the light of that same scrutiny.

p.s. I didnt know dr. lee was white. How does a white guy get the name lee anyway? Related to Stan Lee? haha.


Posted by: lawfin on Mar 20, 08 | 10:05 pm

p.s. I dont like Naomi Nguyen's body or face.

As for her body, if this is your type, thick with huge boobs, you should probably be dating hispanic women, not asians. And with latin women, the boobs will be real, not huge implants like with this one.

Her face isn't cute at all. It has that 'bitchy' viet look that turns a lot of guys off. I've seen some really cute viet girls, especially chinese/viet. This isn't the 'cute' look. Shes not ugly, she just isn't cute.

I think she knows her enormous boobs are the only real asset and so she acts a bit desperate in shoving them out there. However, they don't impress me at all. Any average looking girl can get huge implants.

I'd contrast this girl with Sakura Sena, who has the enormous boobs, but also has a very hot, slim body, and a nicer face.


Posted by: lawfin on Mar 20, 08 | 10:20 pm

Also I'd say a better version of this girl is Tai Teeze. She has a kinda similar look, just much better.


Posted by: lawfin on Mar 20, 08 | 10:25 pm

Lee is actually my first name. :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 21, 08 | 2:56 am

Remember Lee Marvin? White guy also.

LawBoy, now lawfin. This is getting crowded with lawyers apparently.
lawfin, with latin women you are most likely to get a big booty, not so much some big boobs. Can happen, though.

cat-tien, I love to learn, and would love for you to teach me some new tricks from Vietnam. Just no whips, please. ;)
I like it when u call yourself feline...


Posted by: daznlover on Mar 21, 08 | 5:40 am

I think daznlover what's to learn the ways of the strap-on. May the force be with you, and smile for the rest of the guys. OINK! OINK! WEEEE! :)


Posted by: arf on Mar 21, 08 | 8:52 am

Cat-tien: It is whet my appetite, although in this context wet might be correct after all:-)

As for the name Lee, anyone ever heard of Robert E. Lee? Don't assume all Lee's are Asian.


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 21, 08 | 10:06 am

i thought doc is Bruce Lee incarnated :)


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 21, 08 | 10:20 am

A chubby white Bruce Lee?


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 21, 08 | 10:38 am

how do you know he is chubby ?:))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 21, 08 | 10:41 am

He has stated so in the past - don't think he'd do so if it wasn't true.


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 21, 08 | 11:54 am

That's certainly true. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 21, 08 | 12:38 pm

Cuz the rest of us are all tall, slim, handsome single and rich baby!


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 21, 08 | 12:48 pm

BTW, Cat-tien, for my Vietnamese sentences, I wanted to say chunky (as in a little extra cushion) but that wouldn't translate. Your pics show you to be slim but very well proportioned -- more please.


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 21, 08 | 1:04 pm

Maybe you guys are all tall and slim, but the chubby guys get the hottest Asian girls. ;-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 21, 08 | 1:12 pm

lawboy=chubby :) what pics of cat-tien wing?


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 21, 08 | 1:31 pm

Yes, what pics are those?


Posted by: daznlover on Mar 21, 08 | 10:09 pm

I concur on that Doc... haha! In the end they all want a cuddly teddybear type.


Posted by: FlipnIrish on Mar 21, 08 | 11:56 pm

he is not fuzzy... :) from what i heard from Chistine and Cat-tien :))


Posted by: LawBoy on Mar 22, 08 | 10:30 am

The pictures of Cat-tien are in the Ao-Dai posting -- she looks like an AMILF! I hope that doesn't offend you, dear Cat-tien.

BTW Doc, I was totally being sarcastic regarding all of us being tall, slim and rich.


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 28, 08 | 9:49 am

I was joking too. :-)


Posted by: Dr. Lee on Mar 28, 08 | 11:15 am

none taken Wingsfan, you b-tard :) not... anyway, OMG AMILF... indeed... do it divinely... at least 8 hours...
WHAT? u species are not tall, slim & rich... wtf... oh well... i still "heart" y'all.


Posted by: cat-tien on Mar 29, 08 | 6:03 pm

I'd still like to see more pics of you Cat-tien. Of course I am tall, slim, rich etc. I was just commenting about the other guys:-)

BTW, would VMILF be more appropriate?


Posted by: Wingsfan19 on Mar 31, 08 | 9:22 am